"General Goldilocks" (version 1) by sinKEVitch
General George Armstrong Custer ,aka "Boy General with the Golden Locks" aka "Fair-haired Stupid Dead White Man" aka "Pompous Landfill" - eh. doesn't look like him - though I admit that was low on the list of priorities- at least at the outset- -tried to stay in the proverbial moment:, mixing media and seeing how much abuse the paper could take ( a lot. A deliciously horrible amount. Poor s.o.b. had the added indignity of getting scalped again.